Anal Cunt

[LevonHelm]

Well to sum up this band in one word....

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE = lyrical genius

[jakesgirlfriend]

i'll b a good girlfriend and say that they are lyrical geniuses...jake seems to like them...i mean how could someone not relate to "i lit a baby on fire"??

[Gypo]

"Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead

You fucking towelhead
You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead
I hate women, you do too
But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead

Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you fucking towelhead (x4)

It's cool they beat up women when they show their head
It's cool they beat up women when they show their face
Those cunts have to cover their fucking ankle
You think you're cool cuz' you ride a camel"

That is how good Anal Cunt are . . . ownd n00bs

[LevonHelm]

;D ;D ;D

[deadrooster]

I thought you were fat
Then i found out you were pregnant
So I kicked you in the stomach

^^^Amazing, he is truly a lyrical genius

[jakesgirlfriend]

would he still have kicked her in the stomach if she had just been fat?

[LevonHelm]

Probley, but on the subject, James Cooper punched his pregnant step mother....... the man ;D ;D

[distilledwater]

So i found the names of a lot of these guys songs.. enjoy

It Just Gets Worse

1 I Became A Counsler So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2 Easy E Got A.I.D.S. From F.Mercury
3 I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4 Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison 5 I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6 I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
7 Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked To)
8 I Paid J. Howell To Rape you
9 I Pushed Your Wife In Front of A Subway
10 Exteme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11 You Rollerblading Faggot
12 I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You 13 I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14 Body By Auschwitz
15 I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16 Sweatshops Are Cool
17 Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18 I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19 Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck
20 I Ate Your Horse
21 Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22 You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because Your A Cum Guzzling Fag
23 I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24 I Fucked Your Wife
25 Into The Oven
26 I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your kid
27 The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid You Cunts
28 I Made Fun Of You Cause Your Kid Just Died
29 Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30 Dictators Are Cool
31 Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
32 I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33 Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34 You're Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35 Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36 Tim Is Gay
37 BT/AC
38 I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaraunt
39 I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harrassing Women

Defenders Of Hate

1 All Out Fans Are Gay
2 Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
3 You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Beat The Shit Out Of You
4 Hebosaurus
5 Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel head
6 If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
7 Obviously Adopted
8 Walker, Texas Corpse
9 The Word Homophobic Is Gay
10 You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
11 Bonus Track #4 (Live)

Everyone Should Be Killed

1 Some Songs
2 Some More Songs
3 Blur Including New H.C. Song
4 Even More Songs
5 Tim
6 Judge
7 Spin Cycle
8 Song #8
9 Pavorotti
10 Unbeleiveable
11 Music Sucks
12 Newest H.C. Song #1
13 Chiffon And Chips
14 Guy Smiley
15 Seth
16 "I'm Not Allowed To Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed To Earache"
17 Ex. A Blur
18 G.M.O.T.R.
19 I'm Wicked Underground
20 Blur Including G
21 Shut up Mike
22 Abomination Of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
23 Radio Hit
24 Loser
25 When I Think Of True Punk Rock BAnds, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins
26 Eddy Grang
27 MTV Is My Source For New Music
28 Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
29 Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks
30 "Well You Know, Mean Gene..."
31 Song*5
32 Iron Funeral
33 Chapel Of Gristle
34 Hellbent For Leatherman
35 Alcoholic
36 Chump Change
37 Slow Song From Split 7#
38 Les Brinks Hairstyle
39 Newest H.C. Song #2
40 Greatful Dead
41 Aging Disgracefully
42 Brutally Morbid Axe Of Satan
43 Surfer
44 You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
45 Choke Edge
46 Otis Sistrunk
47 Russty Knoife
48 Fred BAsh
49 Guess Which 10 Of Theses Are Actual Song Titles
50 Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu)
51 Guy Le Fleur
52 Song #3
53 Empire Sandwich Shop
54 Morrisey
55 Selling Out By Haing Song Titles On This Album
56 Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
57 Song #6
58 Guy Lombardo


I Like It When You Die

1 Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2 Valujet
3 You've Got No Friends
4 You Keep A Diary
5 You Own A Store
6 You Got Date Raped
7 Recycling Is Gay
8 You're A Cop
9 You Can't Shut Up
10 You've Got Cancer
11 We Just Disagree
12 Hungry Hungry Hippos
13 You Are An Interior Decorator
14 Pottery's Gay
15 Rich Goyette Is Gay
16 Branscombe Richmond
17 You Live In Allston
18 You Are A Food Critic
19 Just The Two Of Us
20 Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21 You're Gay
22 You Look Adopted
23 Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24 You Have Goals
25 You Drive An IROC
26 You Play On A Softball Team
27 Because Your Old
28 You Sell Cologne
29 Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30 You Live In A Houseboat
31 Richard Butler
32 311 Sucks
33 Your Kid Is Deformed
34 You Are An Orphan
35 You're Old (Fuck You)
36 You Got To Art School
37 Your Best Friend Is You
38 You're In A Coma
39 Windchimes Are Gay
40 No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41 Rene Auberjonois
42 The Internet Is Gay
43 Ha Ha, Your Wife LeftYou
44 Hootie And The Blowfish
45 You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46 Locking Drop Dead In Mcdonalds
47 Technology's Gay
48 Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49 I'm In A.C.
50 You (Fill In The Blank)
51 Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
52 Bonus Track #3

40 More Reasons To Hate Us

1 Face It. You're A Metal Band
2 Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
3 Kill Women
4 Steroids Guy
5 Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
6 I Noticed That You're Gay
7 Dead, Gay, And Dropped
8 You Look Divorced
9 I Hope You Get Deported
10 Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11 Trapped
12 You're A Fucking Cunt
13 Phyllis Is An Old, Annoying Cunt
14 Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
15 Bill Scott's Dumb
16 Harvey Korman Is Gay
17 You Fucking Freak
18 Theme From Three's Company
19 Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
20 Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
21 I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
22 Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey
23 Metamorphosis
24 I'm Sick Of You
25 Howard Wulkan's Bald
26 You're aTrendy Fucking Pussy
27 Tom Arnold
28 I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's
29 Big Pants, Bigger Loser
30 Marc Payson Is A Drunk
31 Your Family Is Dumb
32 Furnace
33 You're Dumb
34 Van Full Of Retards
35 Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
36 Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
37 Dumb, Fat, & Gross
38 I'm Not Stubborn
39 Mike Mahan's Sty
40 02657
41 Gloves Of Metal
42 Bonus Track

Top 40 Hits

1 Some Hits
2 Some More Hits
3 Pepe, The Gay Waiter
4 Even More Hits
5 M.J.C.
6 Flower Shop Guy (Putnam)
7 Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal...
8 Lenny's In My Neighborhood
9 Stayin' Alive
10 Benchpressing The Effects On Kevin Sharp's
11 Josue
12 Delicious Face Style
13 #19 To Go
14 "Stealing Seth's Ideas" The New Book By...
15 Morbid Dead Guy
16 Believe In The King
17 Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core
18 Shut Up Mike, Pt. 2
19 Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey?
20 Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail...
21 Fore Play With A Tree Shredder
22 2 Down 5 To Go
23 I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered...
24 Brain Dead
25 Newest H.C. Song #3
26 The Sultry Ways Of Steve Berger
27 Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
28 Lives Ruined By Music
29 Still A Freshman After All These Years
30 I'm Still Standing
31 Art Fag
32 John [1]
33 Newest H.C. Song #4
34 Song #9 [instrumental]
35 Cleft Palate
36 Theme From The A-Team
37 Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life
38 Shut Up Paul (A.C.)
39 Lazy Eye (Once A Hank, Always A Hank) (A.C.)
40 American Woman (Guess Who [1])

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