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Jul 3, 2005 9:08:22 GMT 11
Post by distilledwater on Jul 3, 2005 9:08:22 GMT 11
Ok post your jokes here.
i have no sense of humour at all so you other posters will have to get the ball rolling.....
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Jul 3, 2005 13:51:17 GMT 11
Post by derka derka on Jul 3, 2005 13:51:17 GMT 11
Why did the boy cut the paper?
Because he had a school assignment where he had to make a poster for his study on wildlife.
Why did the boy eat his dinner with his fork?
Because he didn't want to get in trouble with his parents, because when he previously ate with his hands he got sent to his room with no dessert.
Why did the man put up a tent
He was camping and he thought it might rain and he didn't want to get wet.
Why did the man not put any money in the parking meter?
Because it was Sunday, and you are allowed to park for free on Sundays.
Why was the robber freed from jail
Because he was wrongly accused and the court had to reopen the case
Why did the boy have no friends?
He had no communication or people skills, and he didn't like people.
What do you do when you find a bag full of money?
Report it to the police as someone is probably missing it and if no one cliams it within a month you get to keep it.
Why did the boy listen to G-Unit?
Because his friend gave him a CD for his birthday and he didn't want to disappoint him by telling him he thought G-Unit were rubbish
Why was the boy not allowed to watch television?
His parents had strict rules, and by not cleaning his room be was banned from watching television for a month.
Why did the boy join the chess club?
His parents urged him to take an extra curricular activity to boost his grades.
Why could the boy not participate in his weekend game of soccer?
He severed his foot by practicing his soccer with a machete on Tuesday
Why did the police man arrest the man?
Because he robbed the bank and then wasted all the money at the casino and then went back and apoligised to the bank where the police were already there investigating the robbery.
A guy walks into a bar and orders 16 beers,
he then drinks them all, passes out on the floor, then he is taken to hospital to get his stomach pumped. He is an alcoholic so spends the next 6 months in rehab. When he finally gets out he decides to go for a walk.
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Jul 4, 2005 15:49:32 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 4, 2005 15:49:32 GMT 11
wtf i dnt get ani of them :s
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Jul 5, 2005 14:52:40 GMT 11
Post by derka derka on Jul 5, 2005 14:52:40 GMT 11
oooooooooooooooook then.
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Jul 5, 2005 15:16:07 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 5, 2005 15:16:07 GMT 11
lol, yerr sorry i guess id get them if like someone said them to me o well..............
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Jul 5, 2005 18:30:20 GMT 11
Post by Doof on Jul 5, 2005 18:30:20 GMT 11
They might make more sense like this.
-Why did the boy cut the paper? -Because he had a school assignment where he had to make a poster for his study on wildlife.
-Why did the boy eat his dinner with his fork? -Because he didn't want to get in trouble with his parents, because when he previously ate with his hands he got sent to his room with no dessert.
-Why did the man put up a tent? -He was camping and he thought it might rain and he didn't want to get wet.
-Why did the man not put any money in the parking meter? -Because it was Sunday, and you are allowed to park for free on Sundays.
-Why was the robber freed from jail? -Because he was wrongly accused and the court had to reopen the case
-Why did the boy have no friends? -He had no communication or people skills, and he didn't like people.
-What do you do when you find a bag full of money? -Report it to the police as someone is probably missing it and if no one cliams it within a month you get to keep it.
-Why did the boy listen to G-Unit? -Because his friend gave him a CD for his birthday and he didn't want to disappoint him by telling him he thought G-Unit were rubbish
-Why was the boy not allowed to watch television? -His parents had strict rules, and by not cleaning his room be was banned from watching television for a month.
-Why did the boy join the chess club? -His parents urged him to take an extra curricular activity to boost his grades.
-Why could the boy not participate in his weekend game of soccer? -He severed his foot by practicing his soccer with a machete on Tuesday
-Why did the police man arrest the man? -Because he robbed the bank and then wasted all the money at the casino and then went back and apoligised to the bank where the police were already there investigating the robbery.
-A guy walks into a bar and orders 16 beers, he then drinks them all, passes out on the floor, then he is taken to hospital to get his stomach pumped. He is an alcoholic so spends the next 6 months in rehab. When he finally gets out he decides to go for a walk.
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Jul 5, 2005 18:35:00 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 5, 2005 18:35:00 GMT 11
lol, i still dnt get them nither does my frnd
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Jul 8, 2005 15:26:49 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 15:26:49 GMT 11
These jokes aren’t even funny there just so lame that they make you laugh So they are great jokes lol
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Jul 8, 2005 15:41:50 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 15:41:50 GMT 11
lol i know but i like dont even understand any of them
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Jul 8, 2005 15:53:37 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 15:53:37 GMT 11
You just don't really think about them but I too didn't get a few until Hayden told them to me And then some of them are weird
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Jul 8, 2005 15:55:41 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 15:55:41 GMT 11
lol kk
u changed the namethingy im a steel robot now?!?!?!?!? lol
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Jul 8, 2005 15:56:21 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 15:56:21 GMT 11
well if i ever get to know u better ull have to tell me them kk
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Jul 8, 2005 16:00:06 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 16:00:06 GMT 11
yea you have almost more post then every one on this site i am still stuck on Plain Robot
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Jul 8, 2005 16:01:41 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 16:01:41 GMT 11
you may like this joke but it is a little mean
What did the blind deaf and dumb girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
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Jul 8, 2005 16:02:45 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 16:02:45 GMT 11
lol i think my names gonna change again soon and il hav 3 stars eheheheheee
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Jul 8, 2005 16:04:05 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 16:04:05 GMT 11
awwww sad i think i get it
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Jul 8, 2005 16:04:56 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 16:04:56 GMT 11
im a bronze robot tehehehehe wow iv posted 50 times
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Jul 8, 2005 16:05:17 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 16:05:17 GMT 11
how do you know you are going to get three stars soon
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Jul 8, 2005 16:06:19 GMT 11
Post by Dannielle on Jul 8, 2005 16:06:19 GMT 11
because it changes with every 25 posts u do stuart told me
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Jul 8, 2005 16:06:48 GMT 11
Post by Anonymous WGD Member!!!!!!!!!! on Jul 8, 2005 16:06:48 GMT 11
iI see i thought three was only one page
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